When I originally wrote this page I thought the math was correct. I later went back when sober and realized I had gotten the math wrong (it should be "best seventeen out of thirty-three"), but I thought it was funnier if Aiden got it wrong, so I left it.
Thanks for reading, see you next week!
- Ike
--TRANSCRIPT--
Aiden looks frustrated. On a piece of parchment are two sets of tally marks, one side has sixteen, the other has four. Aiden rubs his forehead.
AIDEN: Best... uh, seventeen out of... thirty... five?